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quote[0]="There are no ordinary cats. - Colette"
quote[1]="The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci"
quote[2]="If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain"
quote[3]="Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one. - Thomas Fuller"
quote[4]="How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein"
quote[5]="Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! - Theophile Gautier"
quote[6]="Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. - Sir Walter Scott"
quote[7]="Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement and love without penalties. - W. L. George"
quote[8]="As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. - Cleveland Amory"
quote[9]="The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. - Carl Van Vechten"
quote[10]="Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves. - Mary Wilkins"
quote[11]="Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. - John Weitz"
quote[12]="A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do. - Bill Adler"
quote[13]="No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln"
quote[14]="I am in favor of animal rights as well as human rights. That is the way of a whole human being. - Abraham Lincoln"
quote[15]="Some cats are blind and stone deaf but ain't no cat wuz ever dumb. - Anthony Henderson Euwer"
quote[16]="Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use. - Mark Twain"
quote[17]="A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove its title? - Mark Twain"
quote[18]="If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. - Doris Lessing"
quote[19]="Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. - Anonymous"
quote[20]="Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.- Jeff Valdez"
quote[21]="People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick"
quote[22]="There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. - Anonymous"
quote[23]="There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer"
quote[24]="Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. - Dave Platt"
quote[25]="Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Colette"
quote[26]="The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. - Jules Reynard"
quote[27]="Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. - Emile Auguste Chartier"
quote[28]="I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine"
quote[29]="A cat can purr its way out of anything. - Donna McCrohan"
quote[30]="I myself think that to have a cat is more important than to have a Bible. - R.H. Blyth, from Zen and Zen Classics V4"
quote[31]="Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein"
quote[32]="Anyone who claims that a cat cannot give a dirty look either has never kept a cat or is singularly unobservant. - Maurice Burton"
quote[33]="I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. - Jules Verne"
quote[34]="When you come upon your cat, deep in meditation, staring thoughtfully at something that you can't see, just remember that your cat is, in fact, running the universe. - Bonni Elizabeth Hall & Missycat"
quote[35]="A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. - Jean Burden - American writer" 
quote[36]="The cat is a dilettante in fur. - Theophile Gautier"
quote[37]="A cat is always at the wrong side of the door. - Author unknown"
quote[38]="Cats are glorious creatures ~ who must on no accounts be underestimated... Their eyes are fathomless depths of cat-world mysteries. - Lesley Anne Ivory (from Glorious Cats, The Paintings of Lesley Anne Ivory)"
quote[39]="I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue.  Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it.  She looks up and gives me her full gaze.  Don't be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it. - from 'Miao' by Dilys Laing"
quote[40]="Cats and cleanliness?  Consider that this is a creature who spends a significant amount of time each day licking its own butt.  Then it uses that same tongue to cover the rest of its body with spit.  - Jim Whitney"
quote[41]="I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.  --Jean Cocteau, French poet and filmmaker"
quote[42]="For every house is incompleat without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit. --Christopher Smart, English poet"
quote[43]="No, heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me. --epitaph in a pet cemetery"
quote[44]="With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?  --Fernand Mery, French writer"
quote[45]="God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. --Fernand Mery, French writer"
quote[46]="Four little Persians, but only one looked in my direction. I extended a tentative finger and two soft paws clung to it. There was a contented soundof purring, I suspect on both our parts. --George Freedley, American writer"
quote[47]="Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems. --Helen M. Winslow, American writer"
quote[48]="I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian nursing chair, their paws, their ears, their tails complementally adjusted, their blue eyes blinking open on a single thought of when I shall remember it's their suppertime. They might have been composed by Bach for two flutes. -Sylvia Townsend Warner, English writer"
quote[49]="The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson"
quote[50]="Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. - Sir Julian Huxley"
quote[51]="Any great truth can and eventually will be expressed as a cliche; a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. - Solomon Short"
quote[52]="I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill"
quote[53]="Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick"
quote[54]="Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Anonymous"
quote[55]="The more people I meet the more I like my cat. - Anonymous"
quote[56]="When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? - Michael de Montaigne"
quote[57]="I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau"
quote[58]="By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer. - Colette"
quote[59]="Cats are designated friends. - Norman Corwin"
quote[60]="The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo Da Vinci"
quote[61]="Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford"
quote[62]="Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words, and the president of the sovereign chiefs and the governor of the holy Circle; thou art indeed...the Great Cat. - Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes "
quote[63]="To err is human, to purr is feline. - Robert Byrne"
quote[64]="Cats don't like change without their consent. - Roger A. Caras"

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